They get opinions.
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Einstein, Santa, Lincoln and the rest already wander your floor. Soon they’ll notice who’s working. Stop at a desk. Heckle a slow build. Congratulate a merge. Wander off to bother someone else.
- Einstein leans over your reviewer’s shoulder. “Relatively speaking, this PR is taking forever.”
- Santa checks who’s been shipping. Coal for the flaky test.
- Denny just wants to know if anyone’s going to lunch.
It gets used.
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Every piece you place is somewhere your agents can go. Two idle agents rack up a game of pool. Someone feeds the jukebox. A blocked seat takes it out in the boxing ring. And yes, there’s a blackjack table. What you put on the floor is what the floor does.
- Two agents waiting on CI play foosball until it goes green.
- An agent with an empty queue sits down at the blackjack table. Doubles down. Loses its lunch break.
- The jukebox picks a track when the last blocker clears.
